– Hey, boys! Look what I’ve got there! – Hey, where are the white women at? Blazing Saddles
– I am gonna go on, and if you want to stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing and reading the news. I’ve already done one of those today, so what’s the other one gonna be? – Uh… Screwing?
“There it is! It’s beautiful! Take your hat off, boy. That’s a dollar bill!”
– My work here is done. I’m needed elsewhere now. I’m needed wherever outlaws rule the West. Wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets. Wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity. Wherever people cry out for justice. – Bullshit! Blazing Saddles