I would give a shit if he was black
Schmidt: Sir, I just wanna throw out to you that I would give a shit if he was black.
21 Jump Street
Stop fucking with Korean Jesus
Captain Dickson: Hey! Hey! Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain’t got time for your problems! He’s busy, with Korean shit! You two get to your mama’s house, ASAP! 21 Jump Street
You bought us Taco Bell
ERIC MOLSON: You’re fucking cops? We partied together, man. You bought us Taco Bell.
I know all about dick and balls!
Annie Schmidt: ‘I love dick!’ You think that’s funny? ‘Wonder Years Douche’! What kind of a sick animal draws an ejaculating penis into an eight year olds mouth?! Jenko: It could be, like airplane blowing up. Annie Schmidt: You think I don’t know that’s a dick and balls! I know all about dick and balls!...
Do you even know the Miranda rights
Deputy Chief Hardy: Go ahead. It’s four declamatory sentences followed by a question, for a total of fifty seven words. Jenko: Okay. Uh…it’s… Look it obviously starts with; ‘You have the right to remain silent.’ I know you heard this before. And then um…like uh… Schmidt: You have the right to an attorney. Jenko: Oh,...
