I would give a shit if he was black
Schmidt: Sir, I just wanna throw out to you that I would give a shit if he was black.
21 Jump Street
Do you even know the Miranda rights
Deputy Chief Hardy: Go ahead. It’s four declamatory sentences followed by a question, for a total of fifty seven words. Jenko: Okay. Uh…it’s… Look it obviously starts with; ‘You have the right to remain silent.’ I know you heard this before. And then um…like uh… Schmidt: You have the right to an attorney. Jenko: Oh,...
You bought us Taco Bell
ERIC MOLSON: You’re fucking cops? We partied together, man. You bought us Taco Bell.
Stop fucking with Korean Jesus
Captain Dickson: Hey! Hey! Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain’t got time for your problems! He’s busy, with Korean shit! You two get to your mama’s house, ASAP! 21 Jump Street
I know all about dick and balls!
Annie Schmidt: ‘I love dick!’ You think that’s funny? ‘Wonder Years Douche’! What kind of a sick animal draws an ejaculating penis into an eight year olds mouth?! Jenko: It could be, like airplane blowing up. Annie Schmidt: You think I don’t know that’s a dick and balls! I know all about dick and balls!...
