Alan Partridge
What are you doing, I m watching it fly off
Shitshank Redemption
PAT: It’s weird. ALAN: It is, Pat. It’s bizarre. It is and was a failed escape attempt, a sort of a Shitshank Redemption, if you will.Ah. The Armitage Shank Redemption, eh? Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha! I’m laughing like a drain and I’m in one. Shake hands, Pat. Friends.Friends, Pat, friends.
There are paparazzi all over the place and I do not want them to get a photograph of my genitals
– Stop, armed police! Get your hands above your head. – I’ve just got… – Get your hands above your head! – I want to get those trousers. – Do it! Hands above your head. – They’re my trousers. – Get your hands above your head now! What are you doing? It’s weird. – There...
I want to, if you like, lend my soul to Goredale Media on a long term basis for cash
– “What doth it profit a man…” – Doth? – “..If he gains the whole world yet loses his soul?” Matthew, chapter eight… – Yeah, I know who wrote it. I’m not going to sell my soul, Lynn. I want to, if you like, lend my soul to Goredale Media on a long-term basis for...
