Alan Partridge Archives

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2 days ago2 days ago

– Stop, armed police! Get your hands above your head. – I’ve just got… – Get your hands above your head! – I want to get those trousers. – Do it! Hands above your head. – They’re my trousers. – Get your hands above your head now! What are you doing? It’s weird. – There...

What are you doing, I m watching it ﬂy off

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Alan Partridge

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2 days ago2 days ago

Right, coppers, I’ve got nae tax, nae insurance and I m not wearing a seatbelt

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Alan Partridge

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1 week ago1 week ago

Shitshank Redemption

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Alan Partridge

by haeha

1 month ago1 month ago

PAT: It’s weird. ALAN: It is, Pat. It’s bizarre. It is and was a failed escape attempt, a sort of a Shitshank Redemption, if you will.Ah. The Armitage Shank Redemption, eh? Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha! I’m laughing like a drain and I’m in one. Shake hands, Pat. Friends.Friends, Pat, friends.

I want to, if you like, lend my soul to Goredale Media on a long term basis for cash

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Alan Partridge

by haeha

1 month ago1 month ago

– “What doth it profit a man…” – Doth? – “..If he gains the whole world yet loses his soul?” Matthew, chapter eight… – Yeah, I know who wrote it. I’m not going to sell my soul, Lynn. I want to, if you like, lend my soul to Goredale Media on a long-term basis for...

Alan Partridge

There are paparazzi all over the place and I do not want them to get a photograph of my genitals

What are you doing, I m watching it ﬂy off

Right, coppers, I’ve got nae tax, nae insurance and I m not wearing a seatbelt

Shitshank Redemption

I want to, if you like, lend my soul to Goredale Media on a long term basis for cash

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