I feel happy
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Monty Python…
I fart in your general direction
GUARD: You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt! GALAHAD: What a strange person. ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man! GUARD: I don’t want to talk to you no more,...
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow ?
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What… is your name? King Arthur: It is ‘Arthur’, King of the Britons. Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest? King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I...
