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by haeha

3 days ago3 days ago

Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What… is your name? King Arthur: It is ‘Arthur’, King of the Britons. Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest? King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I...

I fart in your general direction

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by haeha

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

GUARD: You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt! GALAHAD: What a strange person. ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man! GUARD: I don’t want to talk to you no more,...