NAPOLEON DYNAMITE: Such an idiot. UNCLE RICO: Let me see what your best move is. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE: I’ll go get it. UNCLE RICO: Geez!
– What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? – Whatever I feel like I want to do. Gosh!
Napoleon: So, we’re pretty much friends by now, right? Pedro: Yes. Napoleon: So, you got my back and everything? Pedro: What? Napoleon: Never mind.
“Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m a hundred percent positive that she’s my soul mate. Napoleon, I’m sure there’s a babe out there for you too. Peace out.”