Of course you’re a girl dragon


-Oh, what large teeth you have.
-I mean white, sparkling teeth. I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, ’cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? And you know what else? You’re – – You’re a girl dragon! Oh, sure! I mean, of course, you’re a girl dragon. You’re just reeking of feminine beauty. What’s the matter with you? You got something in your eye? Ohh. Oh. Oh. Man, I’d really love to stay, but you know, I’m, uh…
-I’m an asthmatic, and I don’t know if it’d work out if you’re gonna blow smoke rings. Shrek!
-No! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!

Of course you’re a girl dragon

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