I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it. If you don’t, send it right back. Mm-hmm. I wanna be on you. Wait. Wait, “wait, Wait. Wait, wait…”
“Oh! Almost forgot. I won’t be able to make it, fellas. Veronica and I are trying this new fad called, uh, jogging. I believe it’s jogging or yogging. It might be a soft ‘J’ I’m not sure, but apparently, you just run for an extended period of time.”
– I am gonna go on, and if you want to stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing and reading the news. I’ve already done one of those today, so what’s the other one gonna be? – Uh… Screwing?
VERONICA CORNINGSTONE: I’m Veronica Corningstone. RON BURGUNDY: And I’m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
CHAMP KIND: What in the hell’s diversity? RON BURGUNDY: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.