– Where’s the money, Lebowski Where’ the fuckin money, shithead! DUDE: It’s uh, it’s down there somewhere. Lemme take another look. – Don’t fuck with us.
THE DUDE: Walter, this isn’t a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy… WALTER SOBCHAK: What the fuck are you…? THE DUDE: Walter, he peed on my rug! DONNY: He peed on the Dude’s rug. WALTER SOBCHAK: Donny you’re out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
– Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes “click”. – Jesus. – You said it, man. Nobody fucks with
Leads, yeah sure. I’ll uh, just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They’ve got us working in shifts.
The Stranger: I like your style, Dude. The Dude: Well, I dig your style too, man. Got the whole cowboy thing goin’. The Stranger: Thankee.